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Craigslist missed connection: Saw you getting off... →
fuckyeahlost:
We were both on Oceanic Flight 815, from Sydney to Los Angeles. I was in row 15, you were one back, and I didn’t see you until we were getting off, and we both waited for the bald guy in the wheelchair to get off. It was a crazy flight, and as we walked out of the cabin and into the terminal, (something that seemed to take a long time,) our eyes met, if only for an instant. Maybe...
April 2010
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Urban Dictionary: Cosby Sweater
The sexual act of eating Fruit Loops, Fruity Pebbles, Trix, and Boo Berry- or any other ‘bright, colorful’ breakfast cereals- and then vomitting the tacky, dazzling mixture onto your partners chest. The result should look similar to the incredible sweaters that Bill Cosby wore during his highly successful 1980’s sitcom “The Cosby Show”.
Nicole was overjoyed to...
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It recommended me to write about what I did today but I didn’t do shit but lost watch and eat pizza.
I like to write myself notes because I’m so forgetful. There’s a sticky note hanging from my monitor that says “write more post it notes”. Below is a note that i wrote myself today, reminding myself to pay my bills. I’m glad I still can pay my bills… I...